Thursday, December 24, 2015

Mrs Claus

dear Troy Allison Zach and Kathy

Santa was hoping to find you all snug in your beds last night.  Allison I trust you made it in this morning, after I left all the presents under the tree.  Zach, I was hoping you would be home from sunny Mexico on time for Christmas. 

Now Troy we will start with you.  Santa sees you are in your Speedo again these days.  (Santa has a speedo but feels it inappropriate in public places....) Let's hope you do a swim/bike race in 2016.  We aren't getting any younger now are we?
Santa thinks your workshop skills are almost elf level.  Keep up the good work.  Santa sees you chewing those Jelly beans Troy....and it's fine to indulge in a little something sweet. 

Zach, how is your clavicle?  Santa is so glad no surgery is needed . Go to your Physical therapy and you'll be snowboarding again in no time.  You will be running again too, and Santa brought a little gift for your workouts.
Santa Claus sees you practicing great patience with the children at OLPH, Senor Boyer.   Keep up the teaching Zach, it is one of your great  gifts. 

Allison.  I saw you throw out those nasty work treats.  Atta girl.  Santa admires your spunk.  Santa is hoping for a new job for you this year Little Lady.  Keep sending out those resumes.  Perhaps moving back to the Midwest will be the answer!  Oh and I appreciate ya'll. 

Kathy...oh my.  Santa has been so proud of you for being hungry since March.  Mrs. Claus and I are starting weight watchers Jan 1st.   We even see you eating bananas now.  My my how times change!  Santa is thrilled you are so diligently reducing your carbon footprint.  All those coffee grounds you put outside will help renew our planet.  Using your Boogie board instead of paper...well that's genius

Kathy, your dedication to the little fur babies at Heartland is important.  Keep up the Thursday work.  Santa sees you drag yourself out of bed...in the wee hours.  

My wish for the Boyers is that you all get to vacation together in 2016.